It looks like barf in a bin, though I think it actually tastes better.
When I order a "kapsalon" the standard reply from the guy behind the counter is: "Do you want hot sauce and garlic sauce with that?" When I answer "yes" then everything is fine. But yesterday I tried a slight variation on that. Here's what happened... (real story!)
Guy 1: "Do you want hot sauce and garlic sauce with that?"
Me: "Yes, but I want only a little garlic sauce."
Guy 1: "No hot sauce?"
Me: "Yes, I do want hot sauce. And I want garlic sauce, but not much."
Guy 1: "You want MUCH garlic sauce?"
Me: "NO, I want a LITTLE garlic sauce."
Guy 1: "Ah, ok."
So guy 1 starts preparing my "kapsalon", and after a while he is joined by guy 2, who, for some reason, thinks guy 1 needs a little help. When the two of them have almost finished my simple order, guy 2 takes over:
Guy 2: "Do you want hot sauce with that?"
Me: "YES, I want hot sauce!"
Guy 1 to guy 2: "But he doesn't want much, only a little..."
Then I decided to give up. I saw no point in me discussing the difference between hot sauce and garlic sauce. I simply accepted that the world has many people in it who prefer talking over listening. I took my "kapsalon" with me, and at home I tried to ignore the fact that my meal contained very little hot sauce, and no garlic sauce. It almost tasted like barf in a bin.
Now, I would love to present this as a metaphor for people in the workplace, whether they are managers, employees, customers, or team members. But why bother? For those for whom my message is intended, it would probably fall on deaf ears anyway.
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